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Free and comfortable shelter for homeless cats and humans
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Free food for everyone
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All humans will have to offer laps to a cat
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The eradication of flat monitors
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The eradication of human wars (It will leave
more time to take care of us)
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Animals will be allowed everywhere, in restaurants,
bars, shops (we take more time cleaning ourselves than most humans
so why this discrimination?)
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All humans taking care of a pet (with a bonus for
Cats guardians) will be entitled to a living allocation of 6000 Euros
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Pets will go to Human Doctors and Humans to
Vets (you will see what it is to be taken in a cage for a car ride,
be given shots, and have your temperature taken by a vet with cold
hands)
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Flowers, plants, trees, will be
revered, protected and freely eaten, and climbed on by cats
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The humans will have to turn to non polluting energy
and protect the Earth
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Some human presidents and ministers (the
list will be revealed later but some French's are on the list)
will be prosecuted for their lack of humanity, efficiency and
for not mentionning cats in their speeches. They will have to clean
litter boxes with bare hands for punishment
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Food will be organically grown and livestock
treated with kindness
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My Human Pierre will be able to work less, only in the morning,
and for the same pay
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All offices, restaurants, shops will be supervised by a cat
(Leaving a toy mousie in a restaurant as a tip will be recommended)
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Doors will be opened or closed at cat's request
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Food will be provided at cat request
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Humans will have to control also THEIR population (by any mean according
to their belief)
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Scientific and Medical research for the benefit of all will
be improved and funded accordingly. But the Shroedinger cat experiment
will not be allowed
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Cats should be addressed in a kind but respectful manner
(see what I mean Pierre? saying "oh my little darling mimi kitty
to me" is a NO NO)
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Humans will obey cats as we are MUCH wiser
